…you still call the local university “Memphis State”
…you know the Ford dynasty is not a new model of American car.
…you own multiple growl towels.
…your parents used to drop you off at the Mall of Memphis.
…you ever got out of school for Fair Day.
…you consider Elvis’s birthday and death to be national holidays.
…when giving directions, you can say "Take Poplar" and get anywhere from anywhere.
…you rush to the grocery store if there’s the slightest risk of ice or snow.
…you consider macaroni-and-cheese to be a vegetable.
…the term “gas station sushi” doesn’t gross you out.
…you knew that Monday nights at the Coliseum meant wrasslin’.
…you ever fed the catfish at The Hungry Fisherman.
... you say "errrbody."
…going to the Enchanted Forest at Goldsmith’s was a holiday tradition.
… you brag about never having been to Graceland.
…the shirts on this site bring a smile to your face.